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Thread: OWH Slot Car Talk "House Rules"

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    OWH Slot Car Talk "House Rules"

    I guess I haven't had a link where it could be easily found for a while, to the OWH Slot Car Talk "House Rules" for posting.

    It seems that many of the threads are starting to take some ugly detours, so I wanted to make sure that this link is handy.

    I would like to request that all OWH Slot Car Talk readers review the "House Rules" before posting.

    OWH Slot Car Talk "House Rules"
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    Paul Kassens
    OWH Slot Car Talk "Mom"
    The Old Weird Herald
    email: paulk@oldweirdherald.com

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    But Paul...

    What are the house rules about dealing with paranoid, delusional schizophrenics...?

    Enquiring minds want to know...


    John Emmons

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    paranoid, delusional schizophrenia???

    Why do you ask? Are you out to get me? Is there some kind of conspiracy? What do you mean???

    Are you part of the conspiracy, to undermine the very fabric of OWH's Slot Car Talk bulletin board.... or the entire web site, or all of slot car racing?!?!?!

    No - that can't be it.... I know, you think that I am using this forum, about these rather simple toy cars, as a means to secretly take over the slot car industry.... no, the INTERNET, or even THE WORLD!!!!!

    I'll bet that if I could only design this bulletin board to be very fast, using componants that were readily available, and make it really nice looking, add some weight to the bottom, and then design a new web browser to run it on, along with a better operating system, that OWH's Slot Car Talk would become very popular and successful!!!

    Hot scantilly clad girls would be flocking to this web site, desperate to meet overweight, immature, aging men.... to entertain and tease them while they thrash on their toy cars!

    I used to manage a slot car raceway, and I was frequently scouring the local strip clubs in an ongoing effort to recruit attractive young ladies into my hobby. Somehow, the owner never went for my suggestions to implement JC's ideas, and he did not want to install brass poles, stages, coctail service, or colored disco type lighting and fake flames at the raceway! He even refused to have new tracks built with 7 lanes and 5" lanes spacing!!!

    I think it was all part of the elaborate plot to destroy slot car racing! The raceway is now closed, yet the local strip clubs still thrive!!!! I think the strip club owners must have had something to do with the raceway closing. They could see the threat that if hot girls went to a slot car raceway, then the strip clubs would lose business!!!! That's IT!!!




    Um..... where am I??? I think I must have fallen asleep at the keyboard again....

    but I had the WEIRDEST dream!!!!

    I'm sorry.... what was the question????

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    Ah, dreaming about strippers. Reality knocking?

    You forgot to suspend your dream on a retractable table.







    Retro
    retrotech

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    Talking

    and what about the grassy knoll?

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    WOW "" strippers and slotcar racing? SCOTTY, BEAM ME UP !!!!!

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    A Lesson in Forum Behavior

    A clever tutorial that OWH Slot Car Talk readers might find entertaining...

    A lesson in forum behavior

    (Some of this sound familiar?)



    PK
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    Paul Kassens
    OWH Slot Car Talk "Mom"
    The Old Weird Herald
    email: paulk@oldweirdherald.com

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    Thumbs up hehehehehehe



    nuff said

    Thanks for keeping this site FUN PK

    PHIL I.

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